I am knitting powerful squares from cozy yarns you couldn’t even comprehend

a mass market paperback book should always and forever cost ten dollars. it should be like arizona tea, or perhaps the costco hotdog

if you were told at gunpoint to perform a my chemical romance karaoke song. what song would you sing

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Siblings :]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

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this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

You heard that and just went <END DIALOGUE>

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel

these tags are so incredible

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not enough fantasy settings talk about street food like c'mon there was street food in ancient times across basically every culture lemme see what weird snacks you can buy off a guy in an alleyway

girls when they remember they have a lot to do today

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Self-portrait - (2023)

photograph of a knit cowl in progress. the main color is white and a maze like design cuts through it in a green yarn.ALT

Last 20 rows then this bad boy is ready to be washed and blocked

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

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cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

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Oh woops- I wonder what all these turtles are doing here

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So. I had an idea? Just something to mess around with and play with universes and something to challenge myself for my nightly practices. A longer(?) comic will hopefully be fun

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